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The Bear Jew - Inglourious Basterds

• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Sergeant Werner Rachtman. Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. You know what "sit down" means, Werner?
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Yes.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Then sit down.How is your English,Werner? Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. Wicki here, an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for.Another one up there you might be familiar with.Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. Heard of him?
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Can I assume you know who we are?
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: You're Aldo the Apache.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Werner,if you heard of us, you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. Oh, yeah. Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. Either kill you or let you go. Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive depends entirely on you. Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. If that patrol were to have any crack shots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you got to show me on this here map where they are. You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me what kind of artillery they're carrying with them.
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party is being held, how many is coming and what they brought to play with.
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Hear that?
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Yes.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: I heard of The Bear Jew.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: What did you hear?
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Beats German soldiers with a club.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, and if you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling The Bear Jew over. He's going to take that big bat of his, and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, and point out on this map what I want to know.
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Fuck you. And your Jew dogs.
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
• The Bear Jew: Yeah?
• Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
• The Bear Jew: Did you get that for killing Jews?
• Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Bravery.
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