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Definitely, Maybe

• Toilet Paper Guy: You're a Democrat, right?
• Copy Girl: Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican? I'm struggling with the copy machine.
• Toilet Paper Guy: No, hold on. You're an Independent, aren't you?
• Copy Girl: I am nothing. Why am I obligated to be something?
• Toilet Paper Guy: ...
• Copy Girl: Why do I have to have an opinion about everything anyway?
• Toilet Paper Guy: ...
• Copy Girl: I mean, really, what do I know about missile systems or Social Security, or the tax code?
• Toilet Paper Guy: What about civil rights or women's rights? A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?
• Copy Girl: I do what I want with my body.
• Toilet Paper Guy: That's apathetic.
• Copy Girl: I'm not apathetic.
• Toilet Paper Guy: Yes, you are.
• Copy Girl: I'm not. I just know that these bozos you're working for, they don't care about anything more than their own ambitions.
• Toilet Paper Guy: That's absolutely not true.
• Copy Girl: You think this guy, Bill Clinton, is gonna make a huge difference?
• Toilet Paper Guy: I do.
• Copy Girl: He's gonna do what's already inevitable.
• Toilet Paper Guy: Okay, that's where you're wrong.
• Copy Girl: Don't make me staple your head!
• Toilet Paper Guy: You're wrong. He's gonna make a difference with African Americans.He's gonna make a difference with women. He gets women.
• Copy Girl: My God.
• Toilet Paper Guy: I mean, look at his record in Arkansas. Read his plans on health care. Read his plans on education.
• Copy Girl: zzzz.....
• Toilet Paper Guy: Okay, or don't. You know, yeah.
• Copy Girl: Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
• Toilet Paper Guy: Yeah, I'm sorry.
• Copy Girl: I just fell asleep.