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Apr
9th

Sat

Oh Gnomeo, oh Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn’t it be red like my father’s? Or green like a leprechaun? Or purple like, um… like, uh… like some weird guy? I mean, what’s in a Gnome? Because you’re blue my father sees red, and because I’m red, I’m feeling blue.

Apr
8th

Fri

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How To Say Goodbye - Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Leaving isn’t quite the same, he said to me,
As running away
If you’re scared or tired of what you’re scared of
Well, why should you stay?
He loved to say goodbye,
And always counted out the time
Until he was free, to get up and leave
To learn how to breathe
Again

Slipping out to have a cigarette with someone else that he’d never met
Asks her if, by the way, would she like to run away
and try to forget?
Or just not to stay, to leave without saying why

To get up and go
To catch the last train
To get in some car
And drive out again
To never come back this way….
And have to say….
goodbye
so long
farewell
au revoir

goodbye
so long
farewell
au revoir

Apr
6th

Wed

Boyfriend

Barney: Boyfriend? I don’t wanna be Robin’s boyfriend.
Lily: Well, what do you want, then?
Barney: I don’t know, I just wanna be with her. All the time. I wanna hear about her day, tell her about mine… I wanna hold her hand and smell her hair… But I don’t wanna be her stupid boyfriend.

When the one you love breaks your heart by leaving you, you don’t fall into his arms when he says sorry, like Bella, you punch him, like Hermione.

hottpotato:

Truth.

(Source: crunchypotter, via fri-die)

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Feeling Good - Nina Simone

Birds flying high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Breeze driftin’ on by you know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me and
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Fish in the sea you know how I feel
River running free you know how I feel
Blossom on the tree you know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don’t you know
Butterflies all havin’ fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when day is done
That’s what I mean

And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Apr
3rd

Sun

Sauerkraut Sandwich

Ingredients:

2 slices dark rye bread

Several thin slices of aged, Gruyere Swiss cheese

1/3 cup drained and heated sauerkraut

2 teaspoons of butter

Method:

Heat a frying pan to medium high heat. For each slice of bread, butter one side and place slice butter side down on the hot pan.

Add a layer of cheese to one of the slices. As the bread begins to toast just slightly, and the cheese begins to soften, spread the heated sauerkraut over the slice of bread with cheese. Using a spatula, flip the cheese-less bread slice over on top of the slice with cheese and sauerkraut.

After 30 sec or so, check to see if the cheese is just beginning to melt. If it is, flip the whole sandwich over onto the other side. Toast a minute more or less on that side until the cheese has melted, but isn’t runny. Remove the sandwich from the pan. Slice in half.

The Bear Jew - Inglourious Basterds

Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Sergeant Werner Rachtman. Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. You know what "sit down" means, Werner?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Yes.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Then sit down.How is your English,Werner? Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. Wicki here, an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for.Another one up there you might be familiar with.Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. Heard of him?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Can I assume you know who we are?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: You're Aldo the Apache.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Werner,if you heard of us, you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. Oh, yeah. Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. Either kill you or let you go. Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive depends entirely on you. Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. If that patrol were to have any crack shots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you got to show me on this here map where they are. You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me what kind of artillery they're carrying with them.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party is being held, how many is coming and what they brought to play with.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Hear that?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Yes.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: I heard of The Bear Jew.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: What did you hear?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Beats German soldiers with a club.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, and if you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling The Bear Jew over. He's going to take that big bat of his, and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Fuck you. And your Jew dogs.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
The Bear Jew: Yeah?
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
The Bear Jew: Did you get that for killing Jews?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Bravery.
CEPROT CEPROT CEPROT

Apr
2nd

Sat

My boy's wicked smart - Good Will Hunting

Michael Bolton Clone: I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution... of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities... especially in the southern colonies... could most aptly be characterized as... agrarian precapitalist.
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student. You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison, probably... You're gonna be convinced of that till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania... were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year. You're gonna be in here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the prerevolutionary utopia... and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
Michael Bolton Clone: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of...
Will: Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions... predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth. You got that from Vickers' Work in Essex County. Page 98, right? I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing? You come into a bar. You read some obscure passage. Then pretend- pawn it off as your own. As your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrass my friend? See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years, you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own. You're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: Don't do that. And two: You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education... you could've got for $1.50 in late charges at the public library.
Michael Bolton Clone: Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive through on our way to a skiing trip.
Will: Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal. If you have a problem with that, we could step outside. We could figure it out.
Michael Bolton Clone: No, man, there's no problem. It's cool.
Will: It's cool?
Michael Bolton Clone: Yeah.
Will: Cool.

Apr
1st

Fri

NAIF - Karena Kamu Cuma Satu

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Karena Kamu Cuma Satu

kau yang paling setia, kau yang teristimewa
kau yang aku cinta, cuma engkau saja
dari semua pria aku yang juara
dari semua wanita kau yang paling sejiwa

denganmu semua air mata menjadi tawa suka ria
akankah kau selalu ada menemani dalam suka duka
denganmu aku bahagia, denganmu semua ceria
janganlah kau berpaling dariku karena kamu cuma satu untukku

kau satu-satunya dan tak ada dua
apalagi tiga, cuma engkau saja

denganmu semua air mata menjadi tawa suka ria
akankah kau selalu ada menemani dalam suka duka
denganmu aku bahagia, denganmu semua ceria
janganlah kau berpaling dariku karena kamu cuma satu untukku

kau satu-satunya dan tak ada dua
apalagi tiga, cuma engkau saja
dari semua pria aku yang juara (aku yang juara)
dari semua wanita kau yang paling sejiwa

denganmu semua air mata menjadi tawa suka ria
akankah kau selalu ada menemani dalam suka duka
denganmu aku bahagia, denganmu semua ceria
janganlah kau berpaling dariku karena kamu cuma satu untukku
untukku, untukku, untukku, untukku

Diamond - make girl WOW

Definitely, Maybe

Toilet Paper Guy: You're a Democrat, right?
Copy Girl: Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican? I'm struggling with the copy machine.
Toilet Paper Guy: No, hold on. You're an Independent, aren't you?
Copy Girl: I am nothing. Why am I obligated to be something?
Toilet Paper Guy: ...
Copy Girl: Why do I have to have an opinion about everything anyway?
Toilet Paper Guy: ...
Copy Girl: I mean, really, what do I know about missile systems or Social Security, or the tax code?
Toilet Paper Guy: What about civil rights or women's rights? A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?
Copy Girl: I do what I want with my body.
Toilet Paper Guy: That's apathetic.
Copy Girl: I'm not apathetic.
Toilet Paper Guy: Yes, you are.
Copy Girl: I'm not. I just know that these bozos you're working for, they don't care about anything more than their own ambitions.
Toilet Paper Guy: That's absolutely not true.
Copy Girl: You think this guy, Bill Clinton, is gonna make a huge difference?
Toilet Paper Guy: I do.
Copy Girl: He's gonna do what's already inevitable.
Toilet Paper Guy: Okay, that's where you're wrong.
Copy Girl: Don't make me staple your head!
Toilet Paper Guy: You're wrong. He's gonna make a difference with African Americans.He's gonna make a difference with women. He gets women.
Copy Girl: My God.
Toilet Paper Guy: I mean, look at his record in Arkansas. Read his plans on health care. Read his plans on education.
Copy Girl: zzzz.....
Toilet Paper Guy: Okay, or don't. You know, yeah.
Copy Girl: Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
Toilet Paper Guy: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Copy Girl: I just fell asleep.

My Sassy Girl

Girl: You know why the sky is bIue?
Boy: 'Cause the refIection of the sunshine.
Girl: Nope. It's for me! I want it to be bIue. So, it's bIue.
Boy: ...
Girl: You know why the fire is hot? It's aII for me.
Boy: ...
Girl: I want it to be hot. So it is.
Boy: ...
Girl: You know why we have four seasons here in Korea.
Boy: Because of you.
Girl: That's correct!
Boy: ...
Girl: And why you were born here? It's for me as well.
Boy: What? That's nonsense. I was born before you.
Girl: You know the word of 'worship'?
Boy: ....
Girl: 'Peter came first in order to prepare for the birth of Jesus.' huh?
Boy: Well... Yeah, I know.
Girl: So, get ready!

Oct
13th

Wed

Lagi bikin proyek baru

Indoworkshop, jasa pembuatan toko online, website, dan forum komunitas.

tapi untuk website dan forum komunitas belum dapat dilayani… :)

http://idw.me/

Sep
8th

Wed

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