January 2012
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October 2011
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Across The Universe
Words are flowing out like...
September 2011
5 posts
I’ll be
The strands in your eyes that color...
Vulcanic News, the best place to find funny... →
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and...”
– Robert Frost
Strawberries and Cream
Red John: I think we have a connection that needs to be honored. I want to say goodbye, I want to apologize for any pain I might have caused you and I want to release you from this curse you've been under.
Patrick Jane: I'm not under a curse.
Red John: Doomed to an endless, angry search for a vengeance you'll never have; I would call that a curse, wouldn't you?
Patrick Jane: I look on it more as a hobby, and I will have that vengeance.
Red John: "Vengeance".
[scoffs]
Red John: On what? Look at- look at me, I'm just a regular guy! You thought I'd have horns,
[scoffs again]
Red John: right? I'm not a monster. I'm not the devil. I'm just another human being with flaws and vices and problems, just like anybody else. Forget about me. I'm not worth ruining your life over.
August 2011
1 post
Watchmila kunis - jaded - aerosmith
Hey j-j-jaded, you got your mama’s style But you’re yesterday’s child to me So jaded You think that’s where it’s at But is that where it’s supposed to be You’re gettin’ it all over me X-Rated My my baby blue Yeah I been thinkin’ about you My my baby blue Yeah you’re so jaded And I’m the one that jaded...
July 2011
1 post
Voices - cheap trick
You didn’t know what...
April 2011
16 posts
For Black is Yellow is Black
: FOR Life is Token Life is Totem Life is Coin Life is Metal Life is Piston Life is Speed Life is System Life is Dimension Life is Pieces Life is Unpleasant Life is Sugar Life is Lemonade Life is Black Life is Yellow Life is Black is Yellow is Black Life is Soot Life is Mayonaise Life is Override Life is Fragments Life is Welt Life is Splashing Life is Type Life is Bitch Life is Ordinal Life is...
When pretty girls post a picture
pedozoren:
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and a lost of followers.
“A computer is the most incredible tool we’ve ever seen. It can be a...”
Boyfriend
Barney: Boyfriend? I don’t wanna be Robin’s boyfriend.
Lily: Well, what do you want, then?
Barney: I don’t know, I just wanna be with her. All the time. I wanna hear about her day, tell her about mine… I wanna hold her hand and smell her hair… But I don’t wanna be her stupid boyfriend.
When the one you love breaks your heart by leaving...
hottpotato:
Truth.
Feeling Good - Nina Simone
Birds flying high you...
The Bear Jew - Inglourious Basterds
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Sergeant Werner Rachtman. Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. You know what "sit down" means, Werner?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Yes.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Then sit down.How is your English,Werner? Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. Wicki here, an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for.Another one up there you might be familiar with.Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. Heard of him?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Can I assume you know who we are?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: You're Aldo the Apache.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Werner,if you heard of us, you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. Oh, yeah. Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. Either kill you or let you go. Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive depends entirely on you. Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. If that patrol were to have any crack shots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you got to show me on this here map where they are. You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me what kind of artillery they're carrying with them.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party is being held, how many is coming and what they brought to play with.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Hear that?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Yes.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: I heard of The Bear Jew.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: What did you hear?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Beats German soldiers with a club.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, and if you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling The Bear Jew over. He's going to take that big bat of his, and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Fuck you. And your Jew dogs.
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
The Bear Jew: Yeah?
Lieutenant Aldo Raine: Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
The Bear Jew: Did you get that for killing Jews?
Sergeant Werner Rachtman: Bravery.
CEPROT CEPROT CEPROT
My boy's wicked smart - Good Will Hunting
Michael Bolton Clone: I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution... of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities... especially in the southern colonies... could most aptly be characterized as... agrarian precapitalist.
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student. You just got finished readin' some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison, probably... You're gonna be convinced of that till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania... were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year. You're gonna be in here regurgitatin' Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the prerevolutionary utopia... and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
Michael Bolton Clone: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of...
Will: Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions... predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth. You got that from Vickers' Work in Essex County. Page 98, right? I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing? You come into a bar. You read some obscure passage. Then pretend- pawn it off as your own. As your own idea just to impress some girls? Embarrass my friend? See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years, you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own. You're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One: Don't do that. And two: You dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education... you could've got for $1.50 in late charges at the public library.
Michael Bolton Clone: Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you'll be servin' my kids fries at a drive through on our way to a skiing trip.
Will: Maybe, but at least I won't be unoriginal. If you have a problem with that, we could step outside. We could figure it out.
Michael Bolton Clone: No, man, there's no problem. It's cool.
Will: It's cool?
Michael Bolton Clone: Yeah.
Will: Cool.
March 2011
3 posts
Definitely, Maybe
Toilet Paper Guy: You're a Democrat, right?
Copy Girl: Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican? I'm struggling with the copy machine.
Toilet Paper Guy: No, hold on. You're an Independent, aren't you?
Copy Girl: I am nothing. Why am I obligated to be something?
Toilet Paper Guy: ...
Copy Girl: Why do I have to have an opinion about everything anyway?
Toilet Paper Guy: ...
Copy Girl: I mean, really, what do I know about missile systems or Social Security, or the tax code?
Toilet Paper Guy: What about civil rights or women's rights? A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?
Copy Girl: I do what I want with my body.
Toilet Paper Guy: That's apathetic.
Copy Girl: I'm not apathetic.
Toilet Paper Guy: Yes, you are.
Copy Girl: I'm not. I just know that these bozos you're working for, they don't care about anything more than their own ambitions.
Toilet Paper Guy: That's absolutely not true.
Copy Girl: You think this guy, Bill Clinton, is gonna make a huge difference?
Toilet Paper Guy: I do.
Copy Girl: He's gonna do what's already inevitable.
Toilet Paper Guy: Okay, that's where you're wrong.
Copy Girl: Don't make me staple your head!
Toilet Paper Guy: You're wrong. He's gonna make a difference with African Americans.He's gonna make a difference with women. He gets women.
Copy Girl: My God.
Toilet Paper Guy: I mean, look at his record in Arkansas. Read his plans on health care. Read his plans on education.
Copy Girl: zzzz.....
Toilet Paper Guy: Okay, or don't. You know, yeah.
Copy Girl: Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
Toilet Paper Guy: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Copy Girl: I just fell asleep.
My Sassy Girl
Girl: You know why the sky is bIue?
Boy: 'Cause the refIection of the sunshine.
Girl: Nope. It's for me! I want it to be bIue. So, it's bIue.
Boy: ...
Girl: You know why the fire is hot? It's aII for me.
Boy: ...
Girl: I want it to be hot. So it is.
Boy: ...
Girl: You know why we have four seasons here in Korea.
Boy: Because of you.
Girl: That's correct!
Boy: ...
Girl: And why you were born here? It's for me as well.
Boy: What? That's nonsense. I was born before you.
Girl: You know the word of 'worship'?
Boy: ....
Girl: 'Peter came first in order to prepare for the birth of Jesus.' huh?
Boy: Well... Yeah, I know.
Girl: So, get ready!
October 2010
1 post
Lagi bikin proyek baru
Indoworkshop, jasa pembuatan toko online, website, dan forum komunitas.
tapi untuk website dan forum komunitas belum dapat dilayani… :)
http://idw.me/
September 2010
1 post
portfolio
Hayley McFarland
Cheap Postcards
Hajime No Ippo
Kolese Loyola
Manga Reader
August 2010
22 posts
“That may be, but at least I won’t be unoriginal.”
– good will hunting
“Female boobs have no function.
They produce milk yes.
But an A size cup makes...”
Phrases from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... →
The answer to life is “42”
How to Train Your Dragon
Astrid: I bet he's really frightened right now... what are you gonna do about it?
Hiccup: Ehhh... probably something stupid.
Astrid: Good, but you've already done that.
Hiccup: Then something crazy...!
Astrid: That's more like it!
